This site is a collection of short stories, observations, and tidbits. It will focus on my parents and daily interactions who provide me much comic relief on a daily basis. Enjoy.
This site is a collection of short stories, observations, and tidbits. It will focus on my parents and daily interactions who provide me much comic relief on a daily basis. Enjoy.
"She's a Bernese Mountain Dog, in case they ask, and they WILL ask," she states confidently.
view all (16)| Story Title | Date | Quote |
|---|---|---|
| Dad tries his hand at Computer Programming | November 12th, 2010 | I tell her this is the new language I've been learning. "Oh!" she says in recognition, "Jpeg! That's the one you've ...read more |
| The Plant Killer | February 15th, 2010 | She pauses briefly to assess the damage before reaching her hand up to stroke a leaf, "Not the bamboo Angela! You promi...read more |
| Dad fights mom for starring role. | December 28th, 2009 | "I'll wait until more people come in, then i'll come back to perform." read more |
| The Storm of the Century | December 24th, 2009 | "I know!" he shouts in desperation, "I was in the Edmund Fitzgerald storm!" read more |
| Pick up After your Pooch. | December 8th, 2009 | "She's a Bernese Mountain Dog, in case they ask, and they WILL ask," she states confidently. read more |
| Mom's Pet Reindeer | November 27th, 2009 | "You really shouldn't put that up there, because then it would be x-rated!" mom says. read more |
| My Birthday Card | November 26th, 2009 | She hands me the card and then immediately snatches it back... "Wait! I have to check something!" she says opening the...read more |
| Mom Hitchhikes to Hinkley | November 15th, 2009 | "You can't just pawn mom off on the first stranger you see!" I exclaim in disbelief. read more |
| The perfect car. | November 3rd, 2009 | HI IM SELLIN MY CIVIC DX I HAVE HAD IT FOR 3 YEARS SO THERE IS NO RUST AT ALL HAS A LOT OF THINGS DONE TO IT AND JUST D...read more |
| Besmirch. | November 3rd, 2009 | "You just try to casually insert large words into your vocabulary and they don't even exist," I say in amusement. read more |
| The rear-end of it all | October 29th, 2009 | "She just walked into that place and they can fix it right away! The thing that worries me is they aren't Triple A appro...read more |
| Coffee Lovers would be ashamed. | October 25th, 2009 | When I get home, I Google, "how to brew coffee." I decide something is seriously wrong with me. Certainly I should be ...read more |
| My Mother goes global... | October 21st, 2009 | She pauses, "I'm not sure proud is the word I'd use," she says thoughtfully. "Scared, maybe." read more |
| Mom and Dad Got Matching Shoes | October 14th, 2009 | Dad leans over and squints at my computer screen, "I have twitter," he says smugly. I'm on it all the time, when I play ...read more |
| What's this thing you call a facebook status? | October 14th, 2009 | "And this thing about being attacked by a giant squirrel? Where is the rest of that!" he demands. read more |
| The Big, Bad, Beta | October 14th, 2009 | Upon return, I hope she has accidentally sped up the beta's aging process. My hopes are instantly squandered as I enter ...read more |