Mom mourns 2pac

01/27/2010

Filed under: parents — Tags: , , , , , , , , — Angela @ 3:42 pm Last modified: January 28, 2010 

Today my car is finally done after months of false hopes and unprecedented anticipation. Around noon I meet mom at a local restaurant to grab lunch and exchange cars. I comment on her recent barrage of messages on facebook. “Oh ya,” she says shoveling her mouth full of steamed beets, “I’m getting braver.” It seems she can only digest small amounts of technology at a time.

“Well I see you learned how to write on my wall and comment on my status,” I say. “Ya! Did you see what I wrote about your speakers? That was so cute what that Curtis Montgomery said, calling me Mrs. Norlen and everything.”

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“Ya, do you agree with them about my music? That you don’t like it?” I question.

She pauses to savor her salmon before setting down her fork. “I like that 2pac!” she says. I give her an odd look, “what?”

“Ya I listened to that link on your wall! He’s very good looking. He really is,” she pauses, nodding, “I didn’t think he needed to smoke, but he sings well…there’s no doubt about that.”

I laugh. She leans in across our tiny two-top and whispers, “Don’t write this down, but,” she says, her voice barely audible, “Is he dead?”

“Yes.” I confirm laughing. She instantly straightens herself and returns to her normal posture, “That’s what I thought,” she says sadly. She shakes her head as though she is speaking fondly of an old friend, “it’s too bad…I don’t like the swearing, but I liked 2pac.”

Threatening my livelihood

10/22/2009

Filed under: parents — Tags: , , , — Angela @ 10:39 am Last modified: October 22, 2009 

Today I check my facebook and it appears my mother has discovered I broke into her account. On my wall she has written

“My site has been hijacked…Wonder if the hijacker wants a birthday present………….”

I comment on this, “bahahaha. I just made some minor improvements. Pretty sure the hacker wants a present!

My mother retaliates with, “I’m sure SHE does.”

It appears I should be on my best behavior in order to ensure new car speakers in November.

Hacking into my mother’s facebook…

10/21/2009

Filed under: parents, random adventures — Tags: , , , , — Angela @ 10:38 pm Last modified: October 22, 2009 

Today I become bored in class, and looking for ways to entertain myself, decide to look into hacking into my mother’s facebook account. It appears her security would be lax as she knows very little about technology. I ask my sister if she knows mom’s password. She suggests a password. I type in my mother’s email and add ****** to the password field. It takes me right in.

I giggle in amusement at how easily I breached security. The first thing I decide to do is change her status to read, “Nancy is drowning in a world of technologically savvy individuals.” Next I add the following statement to her profile, “I love my daughter Angela. She loves me too as indicated by her blog…
along with a link to my blog.”

I censor the urge to go hog wild, making only minor cosmetic adjustments to the overall look and feel of her profile. I strive to keep it tastefully humorous.

Finally, I change her profile picture to one of her dumping out one of the plants I accidentally killed, along with the caption:

Mom becomes horrified that I’m a plant killer (pictured here dumping out the plant I killed) and asks my roommates to watch over the community plant so they don’t suffer the same fate as the ones in my room.
Mom dumping out the plants I couldn't keep alive.

What’s this thing you call a facebook status?

10/14/2009

Filed under: parents — Tags: , , , , — Angela @ 11:49 am Last modified: November 12, 2010 

Dad calls me out of the blue and says, “I’m on your facebook and I tried clicking on this thing that says ‘I am shattered..winter had been more beautiful than any summer…’ and it doesn’t show any more!” I burst out laughing, “That’s my status,” I say.

“And this thing about being attacked by a giant squirrel? Where is the rest of that!” he demands.

“That was my status too. It’s not a story.” I inform him.

By this time I’m roaring with laughter and dad is completely bewildered, “so a status is what you were thinking at the time?” he asks. “Yeah!” I exclaim. “Well it doesn’t make any sense!” he protests. “It doesn’t have to. It can be anything,” I explain, “Are you on mom’s facebook?” I ask, knowing he is, as he doesn’t have one of his own. “Yeah and I told her you wrote another story about her,” he pauses, sucking in his breath, “She’s not too happy about that.” I have no idea why he’s stalking me on facebook, but I briefly consider adding viewing limitations to my mother’s account.

Learning what a status is...

Learning what a status is...